Friday, March 03, 2006

Proposals for
Faith Based Initiative Funding

Organization: Rastafarians

We, the true believers in JA, have a natural herbal cure for all of Americans ills. We are quite willing and able to freely dispense this cure to any and all who desire it. We do not even ask the American Government for any monetary support for the commencement of our faith based initiative.

All we seek is a wink and a nod from the US Customs Agents to our priests and laymen at their point of entry into this country.

Is this love?

Organization: Gaia

The church of Gaia, believers in Mother the Nurturer, have developed a very effective 12 step program to help alleviate America's SUV dependency and oil addiction. We appeal to the Bush administration for faith based initiative grant money, which would enable us to establish new chapters of this Envirodevotional Program in every major American urban area.